Two things led me to create my new year's resolution this year:
1. A few years ago, a fellow cumslut told me that he and his buddy kept track of their counts and competed.
2. Last year, a friend asked how many guys I'd slept with. I had no clue, but I knew my number for a single year, or possibly even a single month (if you pick one of my busier ones), would be far greater than his life-to-date number. So I deflected the question, and after thinking about it some more later on, realized there would be absolutely no way I could ever even begin to guess at my number for the past.
But maybe I should keep track of things going forward?
Keeping track of the number of men I sleep with (let's be more honest: get fucked by) going forward is almost as hard to keep track of as it is for the past--a lot of guys come back for more, sometimes I fuck in dark rooms or glory holes and can't see who it is, and sometimes I just plain forget.
Loads, however, I can keep track of. It's always on my mind while I'm in the middle of a fuckfest, thinking about how much seed guys have shot deep in my hole, and how many more guys I need to work my magic on before I set a new daily record. Nevermind that I really fucking love cum. I love that my hole can bring a guy to orgasm, and I love that they blow their sperm deep inside me in return. I love each load lubes me up for the next guy, and I love how sloppy I get after a certain number of cumshots. And I love licking the cum off a guy's cock after it comes out of my ass, or off my finger, after I reach down to stop a drip in its tracks after the party's over and I'm sitting around the house.
So load tracking seemed like a really hot idea.
Now, at some point I figured out that I take, an average of AT LEAST a load a day--sometimes much more, because there are spurts where I fuck daily (spring fever, summer, and sometimes into the fall), but there are also periods where I'll take 10 loads in a night and then take a few days off. So I'm guessing I take at least 365 loads a year, and probably quite a few more.
Well, 1/12th of the way through the year and my count is low.
New Year's Day, I extended the party and spent the afternoon evening, through the early morning, at the local bath house, where I managed to collect 10 loads. Not a record, but most people probably can't say they've had that much cum from so many different guys in them all at once (9 guys). The night of the second, a guy I'd met earlier who hadn't really impressed me was asking me for another go and I was horny, so I said yes... another two loads. Then nothing until the 15th, when I got a single load after spending the bulk of the day with a couple of tops who barely ended up even fucking me (or anyone), and then, on my walk home, deciding to let an older, bigger guy try his hand at whoring me out... It was actually a hot time, blindfolded and tied up, but it was also the coldest night of the year, so the host's was the only load I got.
When I got home, I fucked myself with an 11" dildo on a cam site and drew a sizable audience. That was probably the highlight of that session.
Now, fastforward three weeks: NO SEX. FOR THREE WEEKS. And note: not because it wasn't available. I had guys texting me asking me to come give their buddy who was in town for the weekend a memorable trip, or whatever. But for three weeks, I just didn't respond. Two weeks is bad, but two, followed by crappy sex, followed by three? Was 2012 actually going to be the year where I took a more normal amount of loads? Well...
I kinda doubt it. Got tag-teamed early this morning, followed by a quick one-on-one loads from hot bottoms--because I have this tendency to turn bottoms into tops when I'm in need of cock, and I have a group set up for tomorrow morning, with a guy who is really, really eager, so... things seem to be getting back to normal. Now I just need to make up for an unusually slow start of the year.
